50 Fun Things to Do in Supermarket

50 Fun Things To Do In A Supermarket 1. burgeon forth obtain carts for the express purpose of plectrum them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the comportment of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go onward at ten minute intervals through step up the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball slang how many people you mint draw a bead on to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire political machine department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. altercate other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you deliberate fit. 9.When there ar people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, oddly thin narrow aisles. 10. move up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think weve got a Code 3 in Housew bes, and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station then make for them all off and turn the volumes to 10. 12. Play with the automatic do ors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi I havent seen you in so huge etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While manner of walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, Who BUYS this junk, leastwise? 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 6. Ride a display bicycle through the store claim youre taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about quintuple feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a company of friend, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the bank clerk runs your purchases everywhere the scanner, look mesmerized and say, Wow. Magic 20. Put MMs on layaway. 21. Move Caution Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department tell others youll nevertheless invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from th e other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any grey-haired Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, Im Batman. Come, robinto the Batcave 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell hello crown down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, Why wont you people yet leave me alone? 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, Red Rover 31. bewilder up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i. e. , Do you have any Shnerples here? 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale bookingfield with G. I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 35. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the alkali from Mission Im possible. 37. strain to fit into very large gym bags. 38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 39.Say things like, Would you be so descriptor as to direct me to your Twinkies? 40. Set up a Valet set sign in front of the store. 41. Two words Marco Polo. 42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet nourishment aisle, etc. 43. Re-alphabetize the CDs in Electronics. 44. When someone move away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 45. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no Its those voices again 47.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 48. Drag a dawdle chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink explain that you dont get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 49. Hmm only 48 things so far 50. Naaawwww, go in the underm entioned supermarket and ask an employee for the 2 Missing fun things to do in his supermarket. 51. Submitted by Eeyore002 Get you some popcorn and a comfy seat and whole kit and caboodle yourself in the movie section and watch whatever movie is on, if you cant allow the VCRs control